Thursday, May 24, 2012

"Cameltoe" is the New Black

For those of you not familiar with the term "cameltoe", I will try to delicately define it.  The term refers to a "frontal wedgie" on a female.  The term was coined because when wearing a garment that is too tight, the female genitalia vaguely appears to look like the toes of a camel.
    Last night was the final episode of American Idol. As is the case for the past finales, they bring in real recording stars to sing with the semifinalists and the 8 contestants that didn't make it to the semifinals. One of the singers was Fantasia, a winner from a past season of American Idol. If you didn't happen to watch, I will confirm that she clearly needs a new stylist. Fantasia is not a petite woman and yet, she chose to wear a skin tight, black sequined cat suit which was far too tight. If that wasn't bad enough, there were enormous slits down her thigh revealing a not well toned limb. I can't imagine what she was thinking.
     Later in the evening, Chaka Khan appeared on stage. She, too, donned a brown sequinned cat suit. Personally, I thought she looked ridiculous. The outfit was skintight and not flattering. After all, she does not have Michelle Pfeiffer's body. Maybe these women are just very self confident and feel it's ok to rock an outfit even if they don't have the appropriate physique. Then, I guess Bravo to them for being so secure in their own skin. I just wish we didn't have to see so much of it.
     And, of course, the woman who should come out naked-J Lo- wore a pair of oversized drop crotched harem pants that looked too overwhelming on that incredibly hot body. So ironic that the woman who had the incredible, drop dead body left us all wanting more. And the women who should be more conservative, made us wish we hadn't seen sooooo much!

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/entertainment/post/2012/05/fantasia-chaka-khan-steal-idol-spotlight-with-catsuits/1

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