For those of you not familiar with the term "cameltoe", I will try to delicately define it. The term refers to a "frontal wedgie" on a female. The term was coined because when wearing a garment that is too tight, the female genitalia vaguely appears to look like the toes of a camel.
Last night was the final episode of American Idol. As is the case for the past finales, they bring in real recording stars to sing with the semifinalists and the 8 contestants that didn't make it to the semifinals. One of the singers was Fantasia, a winner from a past season of American Idol. If you didn't happen to watch, I will confirm that she clearly needs a new stylist. Fantasia is not a petite woman and yet, she chose to wear a skin tight, black sequined cat suit which was far too tight. If that wasn't bad enough, there were enormous slits down her thigh revealing a not well toned limb. I can't imagine what she was thinking.
Later in the evening, Chaka Khan appeared on stage. She, too, donned a brown sequinned cat suit. Personally, I thought she looked ridiculous. The outfit was skintight and not flattering. After all, she does not have Michelle Pfeiffer's body. Maybe these women are just very self confident and feel it's ok to rock an outfit even if they don't have the appropriate physique. Then, I guess Bravo to them for being so secure in their own skin. I just wish we didn't have to see so much of it.
And, of course, the woman who should come out naked-J Lo- wore a pair of oversized drop crotched harem pants that looked too overwhelming on that incredibly hot body. So ironic that the woman who had the incredible, drop dead body left us all wanting more. And the women who should be more conservative, made us wish we hadn't seen sooooo much!
http://content.usatoday.com/communities/entertainment/post/2012/05/fantasia-chaka-khan-steal-idol-spotlight-with-catsuits/1
Thursday, May 24, 2012
Confessions of a 57 year old post menopausal woman
It started out as a routine Monday morning for me. Sleep from 2 a.m. until 5 a.m. Get up, make coffee, shower, dress for gym (Yes! I often shower before I go to the gym. Remember this is a 57 year old working out for an hour-I don't sweat a whole lot.)
With the intention of running several errands after the gym and doing a grocery order, I grabbed my purse. Pulling out of the driveway, I checked my wallet to see if I had placed $200 ( which I believe I had left on my vanity) into my wallet. But no, I had not. So, I got out of the car (which hadn't even gotten out of my driveway) and went back inside to locate the cash. I believed I had left it on my bedroom vanity. First, I went upstairs and checked there and proceeded to examine every bedroom, closet, drawer and surface upstairs. No sighting of the money. I then went downstairs and checked each room and thoroughly picked through the garbage thinking that somehow I had thrown the $200 in the garbage. Frustrated, and totally feeling I had lost my mind, I left for the gym and errands without cash and only my debit card. Was there something wrong with me? Is this early onset Alzheimer's? Should I seek a consultation with a neurologist? Often I forget where my car is parked, or whom I was dialing, or why I walked into a particular room. But this seemed even scarier.
When I returned home several hours later, I decided to search the house again for the money. When I approached my bedroom vanity, lo and behold, the cash was sitting right there! How could I have possibly missed it the first time? I grabbed the two hundred bucks and proceeded to go right to my wallet to place it inside. Later, as I was leaving the house, I grabbed my pocketbook and decided to recheck my wallet to make sure the cash was in it. WHAT??????????? No money in the wallet. How could that possibly be? Again, I searched the entire house and my pockets. Nothing. Then the garbage. And there in the opague green hefty bag sat my money along with a bunch of disposed paperwork! I know-this is embarrasing to retell. Trust me it was embarrasing to live through the first time.
I have asked my husband if he thinks this is something that requires medical attention. He assures me that I am fine and was just distracted. I am not totally convinced of this. However, I have noticed lately that others exhibit a similar "lapse of memory". For example, my husband came downstairs the other morning and hung his suit jacket on the doorknob. When it was time to leave, he couldn't locate his jacket. It was only 5 minutes after he placed it there! This gave me enormous pleasure. Or today, when my sister in law went to pay the check for lunch, and left the check and her credit card on the table as she walked up to the cash register to pay. This too made me exceptionally happy! And she is almost 8 years younger than me!! For now, I am going to give myself a pass and observe how often this occurs in the next few weeks. The problem with that idea is: how will I remember?
With the intention of running several errands after the gym and doing a grocery order, I grabbed my purse. Pulling out of the driveway, I checked my wallet to see if I had placed $200 ( which I believe I had left on my vanity) into my wallet. But no, I had not. So, I got out of the car (which hadn't even gotten out of my driveway) and went back inside to locate the cash. I believed I had left it on my bedroom vanity. First, I went upstairs and checked there and proceeded to examine every bedroom, closet, drawer and surface upstairs. No sighting of the money. I then went downstairs and checked each room and thoroughly picked through the garbage thinking that somehow I had thrown the $200 in the garbage. Frustrated, and totally feeling I had lost my mind, I left for the gym and errands without cash and only my debit card. Was there something wrong with me? Is this early onset Alzheimer's? Should I seek a consultation with a neurologist? Often I forget where my car is parked, or whom I was dialing, or why I walked into a particular room. But this seemed even scarier.
When I returned home several hours later, I decided to search the house again for the money. When I approached my bedroom vanity, lo and behold, the cash was sitting right there! How could I have possibly missed it the first time? I grabbed the two hundred bucks and proceeded to go right to my wallet to place it inside. Later, as I was leaving the house, I grabbed my pocketbook and decided to recheck my wallet to make sure the cash was in it. WHAT??????????? No money in the wallet. How could that possibly be? Again, I searched the entire house and my pockets. Nothing. Then the garbage. And there in the opague green hefty bag sat my money along with a bunch of disposed paperwork! I know-this is embarrasing to retell. Trust me it was embarrasing to live through the first time.
I have asked my husband if he thinks this is something that requires medical attention. He assures me that I am fine and was just distracted. I am not totally convinced of this. However, I have noticed lately that others exhibit a similar "lapse of memory". For example, my husband came downstairs the other morning and hung his suit jacket on the doorknob. When it was time to leave, he couldn't locate his jacket. It was only 5 minutes after he placed it there! This gave me enormous pleasure. Or today, when my sister in law went to pay the check for lunch, and left the check and her credit card on the table as she walked up to the cash register to pay. This too made me exceptionally happy! And she is almost 8 years younger than me!! For now, I am going to give myself a pass and observe how often this occurs in the next few weeks. The problem with that idea is: how will I remember?
Tuesday, May 15, 2012
May's Touts and Doubts
BOOK TOUTS
Lots of Candles, Plenty of Cake by Anna Quindlen - This was a lovely read that will appeal to all women. She discusses marriage, aging, our bodies, parenting, friends and many other relevant topics.
On age, Ms. Quindlen says, "There are other markers of age, of course: lunch conversation about ailments, prescription meds, and surgery, the watching of the Weather Chanel and the reading of obituaries."
The Newlyweds by Nell Freudenberger-a novel about love and marriage. Beautifully written, great character development, captivating story.
BOOK DOUBTS
Fifty Shades of Grey by E L James-I could rant forever against reading this book. Contrary to many of my friends' opinions, this was not "hot" nor was it "erotic". I thought it was demeaning to women, poorly written, and not worth a minute of your time.However, if fisting, spanking, shackles, whipping, etc. turn you on, then by all means, have a look.
Confessions of a Bigamist-by Kate Lehrer-a novel about a woman who leads two lives, has two marriages, and is unhappy most of the time. Not well written and not worth reading. Ms. Lehrer is the wife of the journalist Jim Lehrer.
MOVIE TOUTS
Dark Shadows-Typical Tim Burton. Excellent, funny, well done. Mr. Depp is amazing in this movie.
Movie Doubts
The Three Stooges-silly and not worth going. I must admit though, if you were a fan of the original Three Stooges, then you may like this. It was extremely authentic.
TELEVISION TOUTS
Girls-on HBO Sunday Nights. written well. subject matter may not be appropriate for teenage girls. I love it!
The Conversation-on Lifetime. Interviews on different topics with different women each week. Worth a nod, but still reserving judgement.
Magic City-on Starz. Watched the first two episodes last night. I dig it! The opening with the Eden Roc pool in the bar is exactly the way it was when I went there as a child. Very cool.
TELEVISION DOUBTS
Seven Days of Sex-also on Lifetime. Couples who must have sex 7 days in a row to improve their relationships. Yawn..
HEALTH/DIET TOUTS
The Hunter Farmer Diet by Dr. Mark Liponis. This diet is exactly right. This is the Canyon Ranch Dr. who believes you are either a Hunter or a Farmer. I totallly believe in this theory. Take the quiz to see which category you fall into.
http://hunterfarmerdiet.com/take-the-hunter-farmer-diet-quiz
The Skinny Rules by Bob Harper. This diet believes in several basic ideas. They are the following.
Drink one glass of water when you wake up.
Drink one glass of water before each meal.
Eat protein
Eat berries
Eat Apples
One day a week, do not eat any animal protein
One day a week, have a splurge meal
Stop eating 3 hours before bedtime.
All of this makes perfect sense and will actually keep you thin. No bread, sugar, white flour. Plenty of protein, fruit, veggies, and water! Totally works. Check it out.
SHOW TOUT
Clybourne Park-Pulitzer prize winning play. Real Estate and Race are the subjects. Beautifully Done. Funny. Perfect.
Lots of Candles, Plenty of Cake by Anna Quindlen - This was a lovely read that will appeal to all women. She discusses marriage, aging, our bodies, parenting, friends and many other relevant topics.
On age, Ms. Quindlen says, "There are other markers of age, of course: lunch conversation about ailments, prescription meds, and surgery, the watching of the Weather Chanel and the reading of obituaries."
The Newlyweds by Nell Freudenberger-a novel about love and marriage. Beautifully written, great character development, captivating story.
BOOK DOUBTS
Fifty Shades of Grey by E L James-I could rant forever against reading this book. Contrary to many of my friends' opinions, this was not "hot" nor was it "erotic". I thought it was demeaning to women, poorly written, and not worth a minute of your time.However, if fisting, spanking, shackles, whipping, etc. turn you on, then by all means, have a look.
Confessions of a Bigamist-by Kate Lehrer-a novel about a woman who leads two lives, has two marriages, and is unhappy most of the time. Not well written and not worth reading. Ms. Lehrer is the wife of the journalist Jim Lehrer.
MOVIE TOUTS
Dark Shadows-Typical Tim Burton. Excellent, funny, well done. Mr. Depp is amazing in this movie.
Movie Doubts
The Three Stooges-silly and not worth going. I must admit though, if you were a fan of the original Three Stooges, then you may like this. It was extremely authentic.
TELEVISION TOUTS
Girls-on HBO Sunday Nights. written well. subject matter may not be appropriate for teenage girls. I love it!
The Conversation-on Lifetime. Interviews on different topics with different women each week. Worth a nod, but still reserving judgement.
Magic City-on Starz. Watched the first two episodes last night. I dig it! The opening with the Eden Roc pool in the bar is exactly the way it was when I went there as a child. Very cool.
TELEVISION DOUBTS
Seven Days of Sex-also on Lifetime. Couples who must have sex 7 days in a row to improve their relationships. Yawn..
HEALTH/DIET TOUTS
The Hunter Farmer Diet by Dr. Mark Liponis. This diet is exactly right. This is the Canyon Ranch Dr. who believes you are either a Hunter or a Farmer. I totallly believe in this theory. Take the quiz to see which category you fall into.
http://hunterfarmerdiet.com/take-the-hunter-farmer-diet-quiz
The Skinny Rules by Bob Harper. This diet believes in several basic ideas. They are the following.
Drink one glass of water when you wake up.
Drink one glass of water before each meal.
Eat protein
Eat berries
Eat Apples
One day a week, do not eat any animal protein
One day a week, have a splurge meal
Stop eating 3 hours before bedtime.
All of this makes perfect sense and will actually keep you thin. No bread, sugar, white flour. Plenty of protein, fruit, veggies, and water! Totally works. Check it out.
SHOW TOUT
Clybourne Park-Pulitzer prize winning play. Real Estate and Race are the subjects. Beautifully Done. Funny. Perfect.
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